The Boy Toy

May 22

kawaiiest-bitch:

Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit

when will slavery end?

Obey the Queen Or Else!!

May 09
avatar-of-melandru:


MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-
 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.


This is the best post on tumblr.

avatar-of-melandru:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

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TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

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PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

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LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

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WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

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THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

image

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

image

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

image

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

image

AND MORE LIZARDS

image

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

image

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

image

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

image

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

image

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

image

AND THIS GUY

image

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

image

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

image

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

image

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

image

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

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This is the best post on tumblr.

Mar 09

Needing to spend more time on Tumblr and actually learn how it works… But that would mostly mean less time on Twitter, Facebook & YouTube… Thoughts?

Feb 19
Fabulously Orange Kinda Day!

Fabulously Orange Kinda Day!

Jan 08
Girls be hatin!

Girls be hatin!

Sep 02
patrickwolfpalisade:

Warming up on the harp in rehearsals today for wednesdays old vic show… hope you like my new look. <3Pw

Cannot wait to see Patrick Next Week!!!

patrickwolfpalisade:

Warming up on the harp in rehearsals today for wednesdays old vic show… hope you like my new look. <3Pw

Cannot wait to see Patrick Next Week!!!

Aug 24
Can&#8217;t i just once trip over and land on this? 

Can’t i just once trip over and land on this? 

Aug 24
GASP!

GASP!

Aug 14
GASP! He is JUST TOO MUCH!!!

GASP! He is JUST TOO MUCH!!!

Aug 08

fuckyeahmyaccount:

mrdilliams:

butterflycell:

strictlybecca:

totundra:

cesaret:

mahuika:

lucy-in-the-soup-with-croutons:

Basically the shortest, yet most accurate, commentary on the differences between ads geared towards men and women I’ve ever seen.

AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CLOTHES ARE FILTHY

god, so accurate.

i love them so much

preach.

Shave AND get drunk? Not sure I can do both.

So. fucking. accurate.